if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb
i need like 40 more followers hell yeah
what do you need them for
were taking north korea by sundown
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
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